By Henry Kautz:
If your thesis is utterly vacuous,Use first-order predicate calculus.With sufficient formality,The sheerest banalityWill be hailed by all as miraculous.If your thesis is quite indefensible,Reach for semantics intensional.Over Montague grammar,Your committee will stammer,Not admitting it's incomprehensible!If you're dull as a napkin, don't sigh;Make your name as a "deep" sort of guy.You just have to crib, see,Any old book by KripkeAnd publish in AAAI.A hacker who studied ontologyWas famed for his sense of frivolity.When his program inferredThat Clyde ISA BirdHe blamed -- not his code -- but zoology.
Funny :)
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